All the body parts were having a meeting to decide who should be in charge in charge.
"It should be me," said the brain, "Because without me nothing would happen."
"No, it should be me," said the stomach," Because I process food to provide you all with energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"No, me," said the eyes, "Because I let you see where you're going."
From the back, the rectum said, "It must be me, because I'm responsible for waste removal."
How they all laughed at the rectum and insulted him. So, in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain developed a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly and the eyes got watery. so they all decided that the rectum should be the boss
Moral: Even though others do all the work, the one in charge is usually an arsehole.
Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get me