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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Sep 04 2020 2:18pm

I went to see a Meduim last night. :shock:
Thought she was pretty average :D
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Post by adamred6 » Mon Sep 07 2020 8:25pm

Anyone gets a message from me about meat in a tin dont open it
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Post by expressman33 » Sat Sep 12 2020 4:37pm

Since lock down I've become addicted to buying Beatles vinyl.
Does anyone know where I can get Help?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 12 2020 9:25pm

If anyone got any ideas about my excessive condensation, please pop round, the kettle always on.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 13 2020 12:48pm

I used to teach Biology
But my heart wasn't in it
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 13 2020 11:06pm

Can people stop letting off fireworks please.
Its not even the middle of September.
My dogs so scared hes hiding under the Christmas tree
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Post by expressman33 » Thu Sep 17 2020 12:41pm

My wife said she was feeling light-headed because her iron level was low.
So I raised raised the level of the ironing board.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Sep 19 2020 10:15am

I think the person that called them "Umbrellas" meant to call them Brellas, but they had a moment of hesitation beforehand.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Sep 20 2020 3:20pm

A synonym strolls into a tavern
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Post by expressman33 » Mon Sep 21 2020 2:19pm

Yesterday my wife said, "If your bored, why not make a bird table?"
Now she's not speaking to me because I put her third
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