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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon Nov 30 2020 2:43pm

Just read in the paper that Peter Sutcliffe was cremated this weekend.
Apparently, it was a very private 'non-showy' funeral service to comply with his Jehovah's Witness beliefs.

I didn't know he was a Jehovah's Witness! That's put me right off him, that has.
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Post by xxxraichxxx » Sun Dec 06 2020 12:37pm

You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits!
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Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Feb 10 2021 1:30pm

I’ve never suffered from erectile dysfunction.
Touch wood.
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Post by blythburgh » Fri Apr 09 2021 8:13am

Copied from my FB group:

Very old joke on Popbitch gossip site today. One can see the punchline coming from a mile off but here goes anyway. A streaker ran through church on Sunday.
The police chased him around the pews, through the sacristy and into the choir section where they caught him by the organ. I've added to it somewhat.

And that got this reply:

A streaker ran through the park passed 2 old ladies sat on a bench. One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach.
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Apr 24 2021 11:02am

You've missed one :shock:
'I BLAME BREXIT :!: From Jan1 until December 31, every year :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Sun Apr 25 2021 5:05pm

What's the difference between Ryan Giggs and a Tesla :?: :shock:
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri Apr 30 2021 3:22pm

Male bees die shortly after mating :shock:
Honey nut, cheerio :thumbup:
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Post by kevinchess1 » Mon May 03 2021 11:45am

My todger was once in the Guinness's book of records :thumbup:
They threw me out of the library :?
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Post by kevinchess1 » Fri May 28 2021 10:01am

(At the library) 'Excuse me, have you got that book about the homicidal clown who's in denial about his sexuality?'
'IT hasn't come out yet!'
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