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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sun Oct 10 2021 8:56pm

I know a bloke who's addicted to brake fluid.

But he says he can stop any time........
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Post by macliam » Sun Oct 10 2021 8:58pm

Ebay is totally useless.

I searched for "lighters" and got 12,544 matches. :roll:
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Post by macliam » Sun Oct 10 2021 9:05pm

When Sweden plays Denmark, the scoreboard says SWE-DEN.

The leftover letters spell DEN-MARK............. :eh:
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Post by Sarah » Wed Oct 13 2021 1:53pm

Hmm...

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Post by gle1975 » Thu Oct 14 2021 10:09am

My foot was run over by a rental car. It Hertz.

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Post by macliam » Mon Oct 18 2021 3:58pm

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Post by macliam » Mon Oct 18 2021 4:30pm

Light travels faster than sound.

That's why some people seem quite bright before you hear them speak. ;)
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Post by macliam » Mon Oct 18 2021 4:34pm

I didn't think orthotics would work.

But I stand corrected.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Mon Oct 18 2021 7:44pm

Captain O' Flynn of the Irish Navy finally retired today. He was most famous for captaining the icebreaker Ireland sent to the Gulf War.

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