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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Richard Frost » Fri Dec 03 2021 6:44pm

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We wish it were true!!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sat Dec 04 2021 12:32am

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Post by macliam » Sat Dec 04 2021 12:33am

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Sat Dec 04 2021 2:15pm

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.... as in "Kismet under the Missile Toad" :shifty:
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by gle1975 » Tue Dec 07 2021 9:48am

I watched the new Marvel film yesterday - Aluminium Man. It is about a superhero who foils crime.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by macliam » Tue Dec 07 2021 10:37am

gle1975 wrote:
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I watched the new Marvel film yesterday - Aluminium Man. It is about a superhero who foils crime.
with his sidekick "Clingfilm Boy". Between them they wrap up crime, but one's more clear about it!
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Post by macliam » Tue Dec 07 2021 10:08pm

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by sanity clause » Wed Dec 08 2021 9:43am

I’ve just been to the shops to get some milk. A couple of young lads stopped me in the street, and offered me a fiver to get them a pack of 10 Richmond.

The Co-op was only selling them in packs of 8, though, so I bought those. When I handed them over outside, I got called me every name under the sun.

I told the ungrateful little buggars to buy their own sausages next time.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Sarah » Mon Dec 20 2021 9:50pm

In these difficult times, spare a thought for the parody accounts...

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