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Post by gle1975 » Fri Apr 22 2022 11:59am

My son asked me "can I have a book mark". Does he not know my name is Arthur?

I still enjoy sex at 71. I live at 73.

I was sitting in traffic for an hour today. In the end I was nearly run over.

What vegetable is not served on a boat? Leek.
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Post by Sarah » Fri May 06 2022 12:03pm

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Post by Sarah » Sun May 08 2022 7:14am

Reality vs Daily Express

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Post by Chadwick » Sun May 08 2022 10:13am

It really was a quite fantastic interpretation, even for the Daily Express.
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Post by Sarah » Fri May 13 2022 12:14pm

Wow, this obsession with apostrophe's really take's the biscuit...

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Post by Sarah » Fri May 13 2022 12:38pm

Some more fuel for nightmare's...

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Post by macliam » Fri May 13 2022 2:12pm

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Post by Sarah » Fri May 13 2022 2:25pm

Did you find that on the dark web? ;)
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Post by macliam » Fri May 13 2022 5:11pm

Sarah wrote:
Fri May 13 2022 2:25pm
Did you find that on the dark web? ;)
Are you suggesting it was "where the sun don't shine"? :shifty:
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