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Post by expressman33 » Tue Dec 20 2022 10:39pm

Paddy is doing really well on who wants to be a millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines.
Chris: ok Paddy for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great train robbers was it.
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie wood
Take your time.Paddy: I'll take the money Chris.
Chris: are you sure you've still got 3 lifelines.
Paddy: I'm sure Chris I'll take the money.
Chris: Ok audience give him a big round of applause,but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.
Paddy: I know the answer Chris.
Chris: You know the answer you've just turned down a Quarter of a million Quid are you mad are you mental.
Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I'm no feckin grass
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Post by macliam » Fri Dec 30 2022 2:47pm

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Hopefully his own URL will soon read @gotalifesentence.com ;)
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Post by Sarah » Fri Dec 30 2022 3:15pm

Yeah, hopefully.
Influencer Andrew Tate held on rape and organised crime charges in Romania

Former kickboxer and reality TV star arrested alongside his brother and two other suspects
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Post by Chadwick » Fri Dec 30 2022 6:33pm

Regrettably, the Romanian authorities are not confirming that he gave his location away when he showed the pizza boxes in one of his tweets to Greta.
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