Clean jokes - post 'em here

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Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by richard@imutual » Sat Dec 30 2017 1:11pm

Got a nice, clean joke? You know, the sort you can tell around the table at Christmas dinner without offending anyone?

Share it here with your fellow imutual members :)

(If they're not-so-clean, try here)

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Sat Dec 30 2017 7:40pm

richard@imutual wrote:Got a nice, clean joke? You know, the sort you can tell around the table at Christmas dinner without offending anyone?

Share it here with your fellow imutual members :)

(If they're not-so-clean, try here)

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clean jokes , cleaned up :thumbup:

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Dec 30 2017 11:16pm

:lol:
Thats the funniest joke you made since that time you offered to buy a round :?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by expressman33 » Sun Dec 31 2017 11:52am

planeteraia wrote::lol:
Thats the funniest joke you made since that time you offered to buy a round :?
that's the best joke ever ,me buy a round ??? you must have dreamt it ;)

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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 02 2018 4:53pm

Chadwick asked me to get him a job at the Oxford English Dictionary
So I put a word in for him
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Mel » Wed Jan 03 2018 8:30am

kevinchesss1 wrote:Chadwick asked me to get him a job at the Oxford English Dictionary
So I put a word in for him
Mispelt no doubt?
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by Chadwick » Wed Jan 03 2018 9:02am

kevinchesss1 wrote:Chadwick asked me to get him a job at the Oxford English Dictionary
So I put a word in for him
Probably best if I don't ask what that word was...
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Tue Jan 09 2018 10:38pm

As I get older and I remember all the people I’ve lost along the way.
I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t for me after all.
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Wed Jan 10 2018 9:09pm

My father(RIP) Always said 'As one door closes, another one opens.'
Lovely bloke but a rubbish submarine captain!
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Re: Clean jokes - post 'em here

Post by kevinchess1 » Sat Jan 13 2018 11:46am

Mackems answer to everything is alcohol
He's rubbish at the QOTM
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